freaked out
Book V, Chapter 10: The Two Rodents
18 March 3019
(Everyone TRUDGES to MORDOR. Except for
Merry, who doesn't. Their TRIP is oddly QUIET and
the army is FREAKED OUT. Aragorn uses emotional
BLACKMAIL to persuade them to continue. Then they
reach the Black Gate of Mordor.)
Aragorn: "Oi, Sauron, come out and fight, if you think you're hard enough!"
Mouth of Sauron: "Thanks for the two rodents you sent us. Give up or we'll torture them for eternity!"
Gandalf: "Take a hike."
(The Gate OPENS and the HOSTS of MORDOR surround them. The sun goes down, the NAZGÛL show up and the gang know they are going to lose SPECTACULARLY. Beregond is KNOCKED down by a troll-chief who Pippin STABS. Pippin is about to FAINT after nearly being SQUASHED by the troll-chief when he hears people SHOUTING something about Eagles. He FAINTS.)
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Aragorn: "Oi, Sauron, come out and fight, if you think you're hard enough!"
Mouth of Sauron: "Thanks for the two rodents you sent us. Give up or we'll torture them for eternity!"
Gandalf: "Take a hike."
(The Gate OPENS and the HOSTS of MORDOR surround them. The sun goes down, the NAZGÛL show up and the gang know they are going to lose SPECTACULARLY. Beregond is KNOCKED down by a troll-chief who Pippin STABS. Pippin is about to FAINT after nearly being SQUASHED by the troll-chief when he hears people SHOUTING something about Eagles. He FAINTS.)
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Book IV, Chapter 8: A Post-Modernist Moment
10 March 3019
(They reach Cirith Ungol; Frodo NOTICES the
RING is very, very HEAVY, and it starts to
POSSESS him. Luckily, he RESISTS and everyone
gets FREAKED OUT by the massive army led by the
LORD OF THE NAZGÛL.)
Frodo: "Oh, that's all I needed - wonderful. We're all going to die."
Frodo: "Oh, that's all I needed - wonderful. We're all going to die."
* * *
(They CLIMB a
Straight Stair and a Winding Stair, Frodo and Sam
have a POST-MODERNIST moment and QUESTION
Gollum's MOTIVES.)
* * *
Frodo: "So, this is were you get
off, Smeagol. See you round."
Gollum: "You sstill need me to
lead you through the tunnel, tee hee! Come on!"