Book III, Chapter 7: Seriously Kill Me Some Orc
Aragorn: "Arrgh!"
(They are losing SPECTACULARLY and everyone RETREATS.)
* * *
Théoden: "Right, that's it! No
more Mr. Nice King! At dawn I'm gonna seriously
kill me some Orc! You want in?"
Aragorn: "Yup."
* * *
(Aragorn goes
OUTSIDE to have a quick GANDER at the
opposition.)
Orcs: "We are the fighting
Uruk-hai!" [Repeat many times for full effect.]
(Aragorn WARNS them that they are all going
to DIE, acts very KINGLY and everyone is
IMPRESSED. Except the Uruk-hai, who aren't. Then
the Riders sound HELM'S HORN and charge, the Orcs
are WORRIED and run away. Gandalf turns up with
Erkenbrand and finishes off Saruman's ARMY.)