Book V, Chapter 10: The Two Rodents
18 March 3019
(Everyone TRUDGES to MORDOR. Except for
Merry, who doesn't. Their TRIP is oddly QUIET and
the army is FREAKED OUT. Aragorn uses emotional
BLACKMAIL to persuade them to continue. Then they
reach the Black Gate of Mordor.)
Aragorn: "Oi, Sauron, come out and fight, if you think you're hard enough!"
Mouth of Sauron: "Thanks for the two rodents you sent us. Give up or we'll torture them for eternity!"
Gandalf: "Take a hike."
(The Gate OPENS and the HOSTS of MORDOR surround them. The sun goes down, the NAZGÛL show up and the gang know they are going to lose SPECTACULARLY. Beregond is KNOCKED down by a troll-chief who Pippin STABS. Pippin is about to FAINT after nearly being SQUASHED by the troll-chief when he hears people SHOUTING something about Eagles. He FAINTS.)
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Aragorn: "Oi, Sauron, come out and fight, if you think you're hard enough!"
Mouth of Sauron: "Thanks for the two rodents you sent us. Give up or we'll torture them for eternity!"
Gandalf: "Take a hike."
(The Gate OPENS and the HOSTS of MORDOR surround them. The sun goes down, the NAZGÛL show up and the gang know they are going to lose SPECTACULARLY. Beregond is KNOCKED down by a troll-chief who Pippin STABS. Pippin is about to FAINT after nearly being SQUASHED by the troll-chief when he hears people SHOUTING something about Eagles. He FAINTS.)
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