Book II, Chapter 4: Not A Very Good Wizard
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Gandalf: "Moria!"
(Legolas and Gimli BICKER about whose RACE
fell out with whose FIRST. They find the DOOR but
Gandalf can't OPEN it.)
Boromir: "You're not a very good
wizard, are you?"
Gandalf: "Boromir, don't be a
prat."
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(Finally, the
DOOR opens, Frodo is attacked by the WATCHER,
they RUN inside the MINES and it closes the
DOOR.)
Gandalf: "There go our options."
(They TRUDGE through MORIA, Sam WHINES about
Bill (his PONY) a lot and they LEARN that Gimli's
cousin is DEAD.)