Book IV, Chapter 8: A Post-Modernist Moment
                  10 March 3019
                
                
                  (They reach Cirith Ungol; Frodo NOTICES the
                  RING is very, very HEAVY, and it starts to
                  POSSESS him. Luckily, he RESISTS and everyone
                  gets FREAKED OUT by the massive army led by the
                  LORD OF THE NAZGÛL.)
                  
                  
Frodo: "Oh, that's all I needed - wonderful. We're all going to die."
                  
                  
                  
                    
                  
                  
                  
                    
                  
                
              Frodo: "Oh, that's all I needed - wonderful. We're all going to die."
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(They CLIMB a
                  Straight Stair and a Winding Stair, Frodo and Sam
                  have a POST-MODERNIST moment and QUESTION
                  Gollum's MOTIVES.)
                  
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                  Frodo: "So, this is were you get
                  off, Smeagol. See you round."
                  
                  
                  Gollum: "You sstill need me to
                  lead you through the tunnel, tee hee! Come on!"