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Book III, Chapter 1: Like A Pin-Cushion

26 February 3019
(They are AMBUSHED by Orcs, who KIDNAP Merry and Pippin. Aragorn HEARS the Horn of Gondor and FINDS Boromir looking like a PIN-CUSHION [don't ask]. He promises to RESCUE Minas Tirith; Boromir DIES and Aragorn WHINES.)

Legolas: "Ooops."

(They send Boromir's BODY downstream in a BOAT and Legolas and Aragorn take turns SINGING. After some SOUL-SEARCHING they follow the Orcs and Aragorn SPRINGS forward like a DEER [definitely don't ask].)
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Book II, Chapter 10: No Idea What To Do

26 February 3019
Aragorn: "Okay, I've got no idea what to do now. Frodo, I'm passing the buck."

Frodo: "I haven't got a clue either. I'm off to think."


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(Boromir finds Frodo in the WOODS, loses it TOTALLY, tries to take the RING and Frodo RUNS away. He NEARLY lets Sauron DISCOVER him, before HEADING for the BOATS.)


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Aragorn: "Have you been annoying Frodo, Boromir?"

Boromir: "That and shouting. He put the Ring on and scarpered."

Aragorn: "Idiot."


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(Everyone goes LOOKING for Frodo. SHOCKINGLY, Sam is the ONLY one who checks the BOATS. He nearly DROWNS, then Frodo and he head out towards MORDOR.)

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Book II, Chapter 8: Bosom Buddies

15 February 3019
(Celeborn gives them BOATS and Boromir starts to be AFFECTED by the RING. Galadriel and Celeborn INVITE them to DINNER; they all get a BUNCH of other PRESENTS and LEAVE.)

Tolkien (aside): "By the way, Gimli and Legolas have become bosom buddies."
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