Book I, Chapter 1: Always Knew He Was Wacked
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Gandalf: "Nice garden."
Bilbo: "Thanks. First I'm gonna
have a party and then I'm outta here."
(At the PARTY, Bilbo gives a SPEECH insulting
everyone. But they're too STUPID to realise.)
Bilbo: "Adios."
(He puts on the RING and VANISHES.)
Rory Brandybuck: "Always knew he
was wacked."
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Gandalf: "Give that ring to
Frodo."
Bilbo: "No! It's mine!"
(He leaves the RING to Frodo anyway.)
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Frodo: "A ring! Cool!"
Gandalf: "I've been thinking: it
could be dangerous."
Frodo: "I don't get it."
Gandalf: "Me neither. I'm off to
find out more; don't wait up."