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Book IV, Chapter 1: Naked And Being Whipped
14 March 3019
(Sam EVENTUALLY picks himself up off the
FLOOR, finds another WAY into the tower and
discovers a LOT of DEAD Orcs. The RING starts to
POSSESS him but he RESISTS it in the followsing
manner:)
Sam: "Possession? Ha! I laugh in the face of possession!"
(He uses Galadrial's PRESENT to get past the stone WATCHERS at the door. He searches some MORE, SINGS and finds Frodo BUTT naked and being WHIPPED [don't ask] by an Orc called Snaga. This decidedly NARKS Sam off. R.I.P. Snaga.)
Frodo: "Oooh, what happened?"
Sam: "Don't ask."
(Sam thus takes the opportunity of not giving Frodo a STRIAGHT ANSWER. Frodo WHINES about losing the RING. Sam CASUALLY explains that he has the RING. Frodo takes the opportunity to INSULT him, then unconvincingly BLAMES it on the RING and they DECK themselves out in Orc gear.)
Sam: "We've got to get out of here!"
Frodo: "Never mind that, we need food."
(They EAT and use Galadrial's PRESENT again. A BLACK RIDER turns up and does NOTHING.)
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Sam: "Possession? Ha! I laugh in the face of possession!"
(He uses Galadrial's PRESENT to get past the stone WATCHERS at the door. He searches some MORE, SINGS and finds Frodo BUTT naked and being WHIPPED [don't ask] by an Orc called Snaga. This decidedly NARKS Sam off. R.I.P. Snaga.)
Frodo: "Oooh, what happened?"
Sam: "Don't ask."
(Sam thus takes the opportunity of not giving Frodo a STRIAGHT ANSWER. Frodo WHINES about losing the RING. Sam CASUALLY explains that he has the RING. Frodo takes the opportunity to INSULT him, then unconvincingly BLAMES it on the RING and they DECK themselves out in Orc gear.)
Sam: "We've got to get out of here!"
Frodo: "Never mind that, we need food."
(They EAT and use Galadrial's PRESENT again. A BLACK RIDER turns up and does NOTHING.)
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