Book VI, Chapter 4: I'm Not Ready To
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(Elsewhere:)
Frodo: "Whatever. Time to die."
Sam: "But I'm not ready to die!"
Frodo: "Tough."
(Luckily, the Eagles and Gandalf SAVE the
day. They all meet up with Aragorn and a minstrel
SINGS about Frodo and Sam. There is a big REUNION
FEAST; all the Hobbits are REUNITED and Merry and
Pippin BRAG about their new-found CREDIBILITY.
Sam is baffled by the STORIES he hears, Legolas
SINGS as he goes to the SEA and everyone goes to
bed.)
Book III, Chapter 4: A Very Long-Winded Story
Pippin: "Arrgh!"
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(Treebeard takes
them to his HOME, they EAT and DRINK and
Treebeard SINGS. Later, he tells them a very
LONG-WINDED story about ENTWIVES and SINGS some
more. They go to the ENTMOOT. After two DAYS the
Ents decide to OVERTHROW Saruman.)
Book I, Chapter 11: This Place Is Dingy
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Strider: "Snazzy, Weathertop!"
Merry: "This place is dingy."
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Strider: "Arrgh! The Enemy!
Let's light a fire."
Sam: "Won't that give us away?"
(Everyone IGNORES him. Strider tells a very
long STORY about an Elf-woman.)
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Merry: "Eek! Shapes!"
(The BLACK RIDERS attack, Frodo puts the RING
on and gets STABBED. Strider CHASES them off with
FIRE. Frodo FAINTS.)