Book V, Chapter 9: Strokes His Beard
Gimli: "This place needs some renovation work."
Legolas: "And gardens. Lots of gardens"
* * *
(Aragorn calls the Commanders TOGETHER,
Legolas and Gimli MEET up with Pippin and Merry
and they CHAT.)
Legolas: "Arrgh! Gulls!"
(Legolas TELLS them about how they GOT hold
of the SHIPS and SINGS.)
* * *
Gandalf: "Denethor was wacked,
but he was on to something. If Sauron gets hold
of Frodo we're all screwed. Time to play bait."
Aragorn: "Sounds like a plan."
(They GATHER an army of 7000 and Aragorn
swears he won't put his sword AWAY until the LAST
battle.)
Book IV, Chapter 4: A Dude Called
Sam: "Oi! Gollum, food, now!"
* * *
Sam:
"Ohh, coneys." [Rabbits.]
(He STEWS the rabbits, much to Gollum's
ANNOYANCE. Sam GRUMBLES about the LACK of
potatoes.)
* * *
Frodo: "Voices!"
Faramir: "I'm Faramir, Captain
of these very well camouflaged men here - we are
from Gondor."
Frodo: "I'm Frodo, this is Sam
and we knew a dude called Boromir of Gondor."
Soldiers: "Boromir! Boromir! Boromir!" [Echo effect
necessary.]
Faramir: "Fascinating! I'd like
to stay and chat but we've got to dash - lots of
killing to do. I'll leave two guards and talk to
you later!"
* * *
(Frodo CHATS with
the guards, LEARNS that the Men of the South are
EVIL and there is a BIG fight.)
Sam: "An Oliphaunt! Cool! I'm
off to sleep."
Book II, Chapter 1: I Had Better Things To Do
Gandalf: "Chill out, we're in Rivendell."
Frodo: "Where did you get to?"
Gandalf: "I'll tell you later."
(He TELLS Frodo EVERYTHING anyway.)
Frodo: "So the Black Riders are all gone?"
Gandalf: "That kinda depends on your definition of 'gone'."
* * *
(Later Frodo gets
UP, meets the OTHERS and goes to a FEAST. Arwen
SAYS and DOES nothing; Frodo CHATS with Glóin and
SEES Bilbo.)
* * *
Bilbo: "The Dúnedain! I didn't
see you loitering around Arwen earlier."
Strider: "I had better things to
do."
(Bilbo RECITES a very LONG poem and everyone
goes to BED.)