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Book VI, Chapter 9: Clear Off
13 March 3020
(Sam PLANTS lots of TREES around the Shire
and Frodo is ILL a LOT.)
Rosie: "Please note that this is my first sentence in this story. Don't make me wait no longer, Sam Gamgee, d'yer hear?"
(Sam gets HITCHED to Rosie and moves into Bag End with Frodo because its easier that way [don't ask]. Merry and Pippin are STILL wearing the ARMOUR from Gondor and Rohan, while Frodo and Sam have donned their Shire ATTIRE. Rosie starts to have LOTS and LOTS (and LOTS) of children. Frodo decides to go and VISIT Bilbo at Rivendell and FINISHES his BOOK. On the WAY, he and Sam BUMP into Elrond, Galadriel, Bilbo, Gandalf and a BUNCH of Elves, who are all TRUDGING to the Grey Havens. Frodo decides to go with them.)
Sam: "Hang on, I thought you were gonna stay in the Shire!"
Frodo: "Whatever. Clear off back to Rosie."
(He leaves EVERYTHING to Sam. Merry and Pippin show up and SAY goodbye; they all CUDDLE and Frodo and the others SAIL to Valinor.)
Sam: "Hey, I'm rich!"
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Rosie: "Please note that this is my first sentence in this story. Don't make me wait no longer, Sam Gamgee, d'yer hear?"
(Sam gets HITCHED to Rosie and moves into Bag End with Frodo because its easier that way [don't ask]. Merry and Pippin are STILL wearing the ARMOUR from Gondor and Rohan, while Frodo and Sam have donned their Shire ATTIRE. Rosie starts to have LOTS and LOTS (and LOTS) of children. Frodo decides to go and VISIT Bilbo at Rivendell and FINISHES his BOOK. On the WAY, he and Sam BUMP into Elrond, Galadriel, Bilbo, Gandalf and a BUNCH of Elves, who are all TRUDGING to the Grey Havens. Frodo decides to go with them.)
Sam: "Hang on, I thought you were gonna stay in the Shire!"
Frodo: "Whatever. Clear off back to Rosie."
(He leaves EVERYTHING to Sam. Merry and Pippin show up and SAY goodbye; they all CUDDLE and Frodo and the others SAIL to Valinor.)
Sam: "Hey, I'm rich!"
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Book VI, Chapter 5: Surprisingly She Agrees
09 April 3019
(In Minas Tirith, Éowyn is a walking cloud of
DEPRESSION because Aragorn isn't INTERESTED.
Faramir, on the other hand, most definitely IS.
When the Eagles drop by and say that Sauron,
enemy of the Free People of Middle Earth, has
KICKED IT and Aragorn has TRIUMPHED, everyone is
IMPRESSED. Except for Éowyn, who isn't. Faramir
talks some SENSE into her and surprisingly she
AGREES that they should get HITCHED. Aragorn
comes back, is crowned KING, plants a TREE and
Elrond turns up. Aragorn and Arwen also get
HITCHED.)
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Book II, Chapter 6: A Spiritual Moment
15 January 3019
(Aragorn feels VINDICATED, what's left of the
Company RUN a lot and Legolas SINGS. They spend
the NIGHT in the TREES with Elves [don't ask] and
get BLIND-FOLDED next day until Galadriel SENDS
word that its not NECESSARY. They TRUDGE to
Lothlórien and Aragorn has a SPIRITUAL moment
[don't ask].)
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Book I, Chapter 6: Lost… Tree… Eat… Rescued
26 September 3018