Book VI, Chapter 3: I Won't Melt
Sauron: "Right under my flaming nose!"
(Frodo is POSSESSED by the RING and, putting it on, is UNABLE to shake it off [sic].)
Frodo: "Actually, thinking about it, maybe I won't melt nice shiny Ring...."
(Then Gollum turns up and unwittingly SAVES the day by BITING off Frodo's FINGER. He JUMPS for JOY, trips, and PLUNGES to a FIERY death in the FIRES below. The RING accompanies him. R.I.P. Gollum. R.I.P. Frodo's finger. R.I.P. The RING.)
Sam: "Ouch, that's got to hurt."
Frodo: "Whatever. Time to die."
(Sam is oddly HAPPY about their IMPENDING deaths.)
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Book IV, Chapter 6: Give Frodo A
Frodo: "No!"
Gollum: "Fissh!"
Frodo: "Nice Sméagol, come here or I'll curse you..."
Gollum: "Coming!"
* * *
(Faramir gives
Frodo FREE reign through Gondor for a year and
TELLS him not to TRUST Gollum.)
Faramir: "You must not go to
Cirith Ungol."
Frodo: "Why not?"
(Faramir is UNABLE to give Frodo a STRAIGHT
ANSWER and SAYS that Gollum is EVIL.)
Frodo: "Whatever."
Faramir: "Have some food before
you leave. If you survive this little escapade
then we'll have a chat about it then. Bye!"
Book I, Chapter 12: Oooh, That's Not Good
(Everyone is UNABLE to give Frodo a STRAIGHT ANSWER. Next day Strider finds the BLACK RIDER'S knife and the BLADE disappears in a PUFF of SMOKE [don't ask].)
Strider: "Oooh, that's not good."
* * *
(They TRUDGE
towards Rivendell, Frodo has lots of NIGHTMARES
and Sam WHINES.)
* * *
Pippin: "Arrgh! Trolls!"
Strider: "Idiot:
- Family history;
- Broad daylight;
- Made of stone;
- Bird's nest behind ear."
* * *
Strider: "Glorfindel!"
(They put Frodo on Glorfindel's horse and get
AMBUSHED by the BLACK RIDERS. Glorfindel's horse
ESCAPES and the BLACK RIDERS are WASHED away by
the RIVER. Frodo FAINTS.)