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Book IV, Chapter 3: Much To Sam's Delight

Sam: "Eek! The Gate of Mordor! What would my Gaffer say?"

Frodo: "Who cares? No-one asked you to come. I'm going in whatever."

Gollum: "No! No! Go the other way!"

Frodo: "Huh?"

(Gollum TELLS them there is a WAY south; Frodo THREATENS him (much to Sam's DELIGHT), and Gollum GROVELS.)

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Sam: "Arrgh! Black Riders!"

(They SEE Men of the South going into MORDOR; Sam SINGS about Oliphaunts, Frodo LAUGHS and DECIDES to take the WAY south.)

Gollum: "Phew!"

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Book IV, Chapter 1: Slobbers Over Frodo

(Frodo and Sam are STUCK in the CLIFFS of the Emyn Muil. On the horizon, MORDOR glows red and looks very THREATENING.)

Sam: "Join the Company they said, see the world they said... Eek! That bog smells!"

Frodo: "Whatever."

(Frodo WHINES about going to MORDOR and Sam WHINES about only having lembas to EAT. They attempt to CLIMB down the CLIFF, see a BLACK RIDER and finally get down the CLIFF, thanks to Sam's ROPE - which, it turns out, is MAGICAL and COMES when Sam CALLS it.)


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Gollum: "Where'ss my Preciouss?" [Repeat many times for full effect - double 's' vital.]

(Sam JUMPS on him, nearly gets STRANGLED and Frodo THEATENS to cut Gollum's THROAT.)

Gollum: "I'm jusst lonely!"

Frodo: "Whatever. Take us to Mordor or die!"

Gollum: "Arrgh! No! No!"

(He AGREES to take them anyway - after STAGING a small ESCAPE attempt. Gollum PROMISES not to try anything again, SLOBBERS over Frodo and they TRUDGE towards MORDOR.)

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