Book IV, Chapter 9: Smelly Tunnel
Sam: "Arrgh!"
(They ESCAPE thanks to the PRESENT that Galadrial gave to Frodo, but now the spider is really ANNOYED and comes after them. Gollum TRIES to STRANGLE Sam, but ends up running AWAY with a rather NASTY back injury [don't ask].)
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Book IV, Chapter 1: Slobbers Over Frodo
Sam: "Join the Company they said, see the world they said... Eek! That bog smells!"
Frodo: "Whatever."
(Frodo WHINES about going to MORDOR and Sam WHINES about only having lembas to EAT. They attempt to CLIMB down the CLIFF, see a BLACK RIDER and finally get down the CLIFF, thanks to Sam's ROPE - which, it turns out, is MAGICAL and COMES when Sam CALLS it.)
* * *
Gollum: "Where'ss my Preciouss?"
[Repeat many times for full effect - double 's'
vital.]
(Sam JUMPS on him, nearly gets STRANGLED and
Frodo THEATENS to cut Gollum's THROAT.)
Gollum: "I'm jusst lonely!"
Frodo: "Whatever. Take us to
Mordor or die!"
Gollum: "Arrgh! No! No!"
(He AGREES to take them anyway - after
STAGING a small ESCAPE attempt. Gollum PROMISES
not to try anything again, SLOBBERS over Frodo
and they TRUDGE towards MORDOR.)