Book II, Chapter 7: He Bit It In Moria
Aragorn: "He bit it in Moria."
(They LEAVE and everyone thinks Galadriel is GREAT. Except for Boromir, who doesn't. Frodo SINGS and Galadriel lets him and Sam LOOK into her MIRROR; they BOTH have VISIONS [don't ask].)
Frodo: "Can I interest you in a Ring?"
Galadriel: "Got one thanks. You can leave tomorrow."
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Book II, Chapter 5: Ambushed… Skewered… Dies…
(They are AMBUSHED by Orcs and Frodo is nearly SKEWERED.)
Frodo: "I'm okay."
Aragorn: "I thought you'd kicked it!"
Gandalf: "Me too!"
Frodo: "Whatever."
* * *
(Then the Balrog
ATTACKS them; Gandalf DIES and Aragorn gets to
play LEADER. They RUN outside, KILL some more
Orcs and CRY.)
Book II, Chapter 4: Not A Very Good Wizard
* * *
Gandalf: "Moria!"
(Legolas and Gimli BICKER about whose RACE
fell out with whose FIRST. They find the DOOR but
Gandalf can't OPEN it.)
Boromir: "You're not a very good
wizard, are you?"
Gandalf: "Boromir, don't be a
prat."
* * *
(Finally, the
DOOR opens, Frodo is attacked by the WATCHER,
they RUN inside the MINES and it closes the
DOOR.)
Gandalf: "There go our options."
(They TRUDGE through MORIA, Sam WHINES about
Bill (his PONY) a lot and they LEARN that Gimli's
cousin is DEAD.)