mockery

Book III, Chapter 10: Narks Saruman Off

Gandalf: "Right, time to talk to Saruman - at great personal risk, I might add."

(Everyone DECIDES to go with him and he TELLS them not to LISTEN to Saruman's VOICE.)

Gandalf: "I must go upstairs - at great personal risk, I might add."

(Théoden SAYS he's COMING too and also VOLUNTEERS Éomer. Not to be outdone, Gandalf VOLUNTEERS Aragorn as well. Eventually, everyone GOES along.)

Saruman: "Oh Théoden, why hast thou foresaken me? We could still be friends, ya know?"

Gimli: "Arrgh! Lies, all lies!"

Saruman: "Dwarves are better seen and not heard. Théoden, we could still be friends, ya know?"

Éomer: "Arrgh! Lies, all lies!"

(Saruman TRIES to BEWITCH everyone, but is MOCKED by Gandalf and gets very ANGRY. Gandalf SNAPS Saruman's STAFF; Wormtongue THROWS a crystal ball-shaped Palantir out the WINDOW, which decidedly NARKS Saruman OFF, and Treebeard AGREES to keep and EYE on Saruman.)
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