Book IV, Chapter 4: A Dude Called
Sam: "Oi! Gollum, food, now!"
* * *
Sam:
"Ohh, coneys." [Rabbits.]
(He STEWS the rabbits, much to Gollum's
ANNOYANCE. Sam GRUMBLES about the LACK of
potatoes.)
* * *
Frodo: "Voices!"
Faramir: "I'm Faramir, Captain
of these very well camouflaged men here - we are
from Gondor."
Frodo: "I'm Frodo, this is Sam
and we knew a dude called Boromir of Gondor."
Soldiers: "Boromir! Boromir! Boromir!" [Echo effect
necessary.]
Faramir: "Fascinating! I'd like
to stay and chat but we've got to dash - lots of
killing to do. I'll leave two guards and talk to
you later!"
* * *
(Frodo CHATS with
the guards, LEARNS that the Men of the South are
EVIL and there is a BIG fight.)
Sam: "An Oliphaunt! Cool! I'm
off to sleep."