Book IV, Chapter 1: Slobbers Over Frodo
Sam: "Join the Company they said, see the world they said... Eek! That bog smells!"
Frodo: "Whatever."
(Frodo WHINES about going to MORDOR and Sam WHINES about only having lembas to EAT. They attempt to CLIMB down the CLIFF, see a BLACK RIDER and finally get down the CLIFF, thanks to Sam's ROPE - which, it turns out, is MAGICAL and COMES when Sam CALLS it.)
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Gollum: "Where'ss my Preciouss?"
[Repeat many times for full effect - double 's'
vital.]
(Sam JUMPS on him, nearly gets STRANGLED and
Frodo THEATENS to cut Gollum's THROAT.)
Gollum: "I'm jusst lonely!"
Frodo: "Whatever. Take us to
Mordor or die!"
Gollum: "Arrgh! No! No!"
(He AGREES to take them anyway - after
STAGING a small ESCAPE attempt. Gollum PROMISES
not to try anything again, SLOBBERS over Frodo
and they TRUDGE towards MORDOR.)
Book II, Chapter 3: He Takes Full Advantage
Aragorn: "Boromir's also coming. He's cool."
(Merry and Pippin also TAG along. Aragorn gets a nice new SWORD; Frodo gets STING and a MITHRIL shirt. Before they LEAVE Rivendell, Elrond and Gimli take the OPPORTUNITY to swap PROVERBS. On the way, they use a lot of DWARVEN place names and Aragorn gets PARANOID. Eventually, they TRUDGE up a large MOUNTAIN and get STUCK in a snowstorm, which gives Legolas the chance to SHOW-OFF. He takes full ADVANTAGE and then RUBS it in. The Company TRUDGE back down the MOUNTAIN.)
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