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Book I, Chapter 10: Sleep In My Room
29 September 3018
Strider: "I've got information."
Frodo: "What information?"
(Strider DECLINES to give Frodo a STRAIGHT ANSWER, but RAMBLES on until it becomes apparent that he has no USEFUL information.)
Frodo: "What information?"
(Strider DECLINES to give Frodo a STRAIGHT ANSWER, but RAMBLES on until it becomes apparent that he has no USEFUL information.)
* * *
Butterbur: "Here's a letter from
Gandalf that I forgot to post."
(The LETTER tells Frodo to TRUST Strider.)
Strider: "So, you gonna let me
come along?"
Frodo: "Whatever."
* * *
Merry: "I followed a Black
Rider, then I fainted."
Strider: "Idiot. You'd all
better sleep in my room."
Book I: Chapter 2: Sauron Knows About It And He's Gonna Get You
12 April 3018
Frodo: "So, what's the deal with
my ring?"
Gandalf: "It's a Great Elven ring - it may possess you."
Frodo: "Oh."
Gandalf: "And it could turn you into a compulsive liar."
(Gandalf takes the RING from Frodo and throws it in the FIRE; LETTERS appear on it.)
Gandalf: "This is the One Ring and it is very evil."
Frodo: "How come I get it?"
(Gandalf goes off on a long EXPLANATION about the HISTORY of the RING and Sauron, the Dark Lord of MORDOR, but never gives Frodo a STRAIGHT ANSWER.)
Gandalf: "Here's the problem though: Sauron knows about it and he's gonna get you."
(Frodo WHINES a lot and then decides to LEAVE the Shire.)
Gandalf: "That's a good idea. I'm surprised you thought of it. Call yourself "Mr. Underhill" and take Sam with you."
Sam: "Yippee!"
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Gandalf: "It's a Great Elven ring - it may possess you."
Frodo: "Oh."
Gandalf: "And it could turn you into a compulsive liar."
(Gandalf takes the RING from Frodo and throws it in the FIRE; LETTERS appear on it.)
Gandalf: "This is the One Ring and it is very evil."
Frodo: "How come I get it?"
(Gandalf goes off on a long EXPLANATION about the HISTORY of the RING and Sauron, the Dark Lord of MORDOR, but never gives Frodo a STRAIGHT ANSWER.)
Gandalf: "Here's the problem though: Sauron knows about it and he's gonna get you."
(Frodo WHINES a lot and then decides to LEAVE the Shire.)
Gandalf: "That's a good idea. I'm surprised you thought of it. Call yourself "Mr. Underhill" and take Sam with you."
Sam: "Yippee!"
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