Appendix A-III: Durin's Folk
                  06 October 3021
                
                
                  (Dwaves like CAVES and PRECIOUS metals. They
                  also have a HABIT of ANNOYING large flying
                  MONSTERS. Sauron is decidedly NARKED because he
                  cannot CORRUPT them easily. Moria, their most
                  IMPRESSIVE kingdom, is over-run by Orcs, so they
                  all get into a BIG FIGHT and remove LOTS of each
                  other's HEADS. Dwarf-women are in short SUPPLY
                  and are not very ADVENTUROUS [don't ask].)
                  
                  
Tolkien: "If you want to know more about Dwarves and Dragons, read The Hobbit."
                  
Gandalf: "If it weren't for me forcing Bilbo on the Dwarves, we'd have been screwed in Gondor. Who's your Daddy?"
                  
(Gimli is the only Dwarf to really GET ON with an Elf (Legolas), when Aragorn DIES they SAIL to Valinor. Gimli only GETS IN because of Galadrial [don't ask].)
                  
                  
                    
                  
                  
                  
                    
                  
                
              Tolkien: "If you want to know more about Dwarves and Dragons, read The Hobbit."
Gandalf: "If it weren't for me forcing Bilbo on the Dwarves, we'd have been screwed in Gondor. Who's your Daddy?"
(Gimli is the only Dwarf to really GET ON with an Elf (Legolas), when Aragorn DIES they SAIL to Valinor. Gimli only GETS IN because of Galadrial [don't ask].)
                  
The Line of the Dwarves of
                  Erebor as it was invented by Gimli, Glóin's son
                  for King Elessar [that's Aragorn]
                  
                  (A family-tree of UNWIELDY and INTERCHANGEABLE
                  names and dates.)