Appendix A-III: Durin's Folk
06 October 3021
(Dwaves like CAVES and PRECIOUS metals. They
also have a HABIT of ANNOYING large flying
MONSTERS. Sauron is decidedly NARKED because he
cannot CORRUPT them easily. Moria, their most
IMPRESSIVE kingdom, is over-run by Orcs, so they
all get into a BIG FIGHT and remove LOTS of each
other's HEADS. Dwarf-women are in short SUPPLY
and are not very ADVENTUROUS [don't ask].)
Tolkien: "If you want to know more about Dwarves and Dragons, read The Hobbit."
Gandalf: "If it weren't for me forcing Bilbo on the Dwarves, we'd have been screwed in Gondor. Who's your Daddy?"
(Gimli is the only Dwarf to really GET ON with an Elf (Legolas), when Aragorn DIES they SAIL to Valinor. Gimli only GETS IN because of Galadrial [don't ask].)
Tolkien: "If you want to know more about Dwarves and Dragons, read The Hobbit."
Gandalf: "If it weren't for me forcing Bilbo on the Dwarves, we'd have been screwed in Gondor. Who's your Daddy?"
(Gimli is the only Dwarf to really GET ON with an Elf (Legolas), when Aragorn DIES they SAIL to Valinor. Gimli only GETS IN because of Galadrial [don't ask].)
The Line of the Dwarves of
Erebor as it was invented by Gimli, Glóin's son
for King Elessar [that's Aragorn]
(A family-tree of UNWIELDY and INTERCHANGEABLE
names and dates.)