Book VI, Chapter 3: I Won't Melt
19 March 3019
(Frodo and Sam TRUDGE towards MOUNT DOOM.
Then they TRUDGE some more. Sam ARGUES with
himself because no-one else will LISTEN, realises
they actually are going to DIE and gives Frodo a
PIGGY-BACK ride up the volcano. Gollum ATTACKS
them, Frodo reaches the CRACKS OF DOOM and Sauron
starts to get a BAD feeling.)
Sauron: "Right under my flaming nose!"
(Frodo is POSSESSED by the RING and, putting it on, is UNABLE to shake it off [sic].)
Frodo: "Actually, thinking about it, maybe I won't melt nice shiny Ring...."
(Then Gollum turns up and unwittingly SAVES the day by BITING off Frodo's FINGER. He JUMPS for JOY, trips, and PLUNGES to a FIERY death in the FIRES below. The RING accompanies him. R.I.P. Gollum. R.I.P. Frodo's finger. R.I.P. The RING.)
Sam: "Ouch, that's got to hurt."
Frodo: "Whatever. Time to die."
(Sam is oddly HAPPY about their IMPENDING deaths.)
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Sauron: "Right under my flaming nose!"
(Frodo is POSSESSED by the RING and, putting it on, is UNABLE to shake it off [sic].)
Frodo: "Actually, thinking about it, maybe I won't melt nice shiny Ring...."
(Then Gollum turns up and unwittingly SAVES the day by BITING off Frodo's FINGER. He JUMPS for JOY, trips, and PLUNGES to a FIERY death in the FIRES below. The RING accompanies him. R.I.P. Gollum. R.I.P. Frodo's finger. R.I.P. The RING.)
Sam: "Ouch, that's got to hurt."
Frodo: "Whatever. Time to die."
(Sam is oddly HAPPY about their IMPENDING deaths.)
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