Book V, Chapter 6: His Flying Steed
Dernhelm: "Geroff!"
Lord of the Nazgûl: "You can't frighten me! No man can! Ha Ha!"
Dernhelm: "But I am not a man - I am a wo-man!"
(It's Éowyn. The Lord of the NAZGÛL considers this BRIEFLY, while Merry DECIDES to actually do something USEFUL and HELP Éowyn out. The Lord of the NAZGÛL doesn't BOTHER about him, since he's too BUSY going after Éowyn. Éowyn KILLS the Lord of the NAZGÛL's flying STEED and this really ANNOYS him, but as he goes to TEACH Éowyn a LESSON, Merry STABS him from behind. R.I.P. Lord of the NAZGÛL. R.I.P Théoden.)
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Éomer: "Éowyn? What are you
doing here? I though we left you behind! Arrgh!
We're all going to die!"
(R.I.P. Merry's sword. The Riders of Rohan
CARRY Théoden's BODY away; the Men of Gondor are
STUNNED by the sight of a wo-man and they SEND
for AID because she's INJURED. More FIGHTING
happens; then they see SHIPS on the Sea, and
everyone thinks they are ALL going to DIE. Except
for Éomer, who doesn't. He's right. It's Aragorn.
Everyone is HAPPY. They SLAUGHTER the HOSTS of
MORDOR and SING.)